“All right class, who knows what this is?” Ms. Fishburn said while holding up a single sock.
|Class? Who knows what this is and when it was washed last?|
“It’s a foot holster, Ms. Fishburn.” Susy said.
“Okay… anyone else? Jimmy?”
“It’s what misers keep money in. I know because momma said my dad has some money socked away that nobody knows about.”
Ms. Fishburn decided she wasn’t going to explore that. Then she saw Billy trying to flag her down. With a certain amount of hesitation she said, “Yes Billy?”
“My grandfather says he used to put a condom in that to make an emergency water carrier when he was in the army.” That was the reason for Fishburn’s hesitation.
“But what else is it? Anyone?”
“It’s for feet, Ms. Fishburn,” said Jilly Ann. “It’s a sock, they usually come in pairs and you put a foot in each. Not a gun like that moron in Augusta, Kansas.”
“That pretty observant, Jilly. Where do you put gun when you’re carrying it?”
“In a holster!” Jimmy butted in before Jilly Ann could answer. “Everyone knows that!” The rest of the class made agreement noises.
Ms. Fishburn looked around the class room and nodded in satisfaction. “You kids are going to do all right.” Then to herself, “Now if we can just do something about the morons who get all their training from TV….”
Just to be clear, some dickless wonder, jammed a Kel-Tec .380 semi-auto in his sock and went to the high school graduation in Augusta, Kansas. At some point he decided to readjust the gun and managed to pull the trigger. He takes a little skin off his foot, but the ricochet manages to find an innocent bystander and injures her. Fortunately for her, she isn’t injured too bad and is released from the hospital.
The gun went off because DW manages to pull the trigger. A carry gun should never be just dumped in a pocket, purse or sock. Why? Because these things happen. Stuff, your stuff to be accurate, manages to find triggers or lodges in the barrel and this happens.
Carry guns belong in holsters, or safely secured off your person.
This is a foot in a sock.
|Can I make it any clearer?|
This is a gun in a holster made for that specific gun. It’s secured on the ankle and covered by the sock. It is not a gun in a sock.
|The sock is pulled down a little so you can see the holster.|
Now I know you saw Clint Eastwood in the first Dirty Harry movie. And I know many of you figure you have the man gene that Dirty Harry had and all your training and ideas come from that movie. You even know his trade mark phrase.
Now Harry Callahan doesn’t jam a gun in his sock. No, he tapes a switchblade to his ankle and covers it with his sock.That’s the movies and not real life. Use a holster.
Don’t be a genitalia diminished wonder.